Archive for July, 2010

a matter of faith

The soldier slides his assault rifle off his shoulder and eyes the man of god. “Rabbi,” he says, ” really. What are you doing in the army? You’re a holy man, a man of peace.”

The rabbi laughs. “Don’t make too much of it. I’m just a comfort mechanism for people who believe in adult imaginary friends.”


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“I don’t know — is it a good idea to be real? I don’t think so. Be as fake as possible.”

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